Erin: Mom can I stay up and watch WWE?
Mom: What time does it come on?
Erin: After Monk.
Mom: When does Monk come on?
Erin: (annoyed) After two episodes of Wings!
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Maybe you should drink some more of your shit water. – Erin
(When she learned that I drank kombucha because it helps digestion)
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The Good Queen Erin
Once I let Erin buy a GIGANTIC bag of Dum-Dum’s and she carried little baggies of them around with her everywhere. She walked up to Baylor and said “I hereby present to you, Good Sir Baylor, these 4 grapes, from the Good Queen Erin.” I almost died. 🙂
Later on she got mad at Baylor for not sharing the laptop with her and she said “BAYLOR! I shared my DUM-DUM’s with you!”
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Erin: She’s crazy. She’s doesn’t even wear socks.
Me: Don’t be so critical. We all have different tastes in clothes, music–
Erin: Men?
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Erin loves labeling things…
“BIOHAZERD. Puke bucket.”