Category: quotes

That shillelagh was big and scary! – Erin

You know, sperms are like tadpoles, only creepier. -Erin

Oh how I love thee, Domino’s. – Erin

I heard there’s a Brazilian spider that can give men…. an erection… – Erin

I had a dream I went to prom with a werewolf named Donald Kowalsky… – Erin

I’m going to see Journey and Deaf Leper. – Erin

I watched part of Fifty Shades of Grey the other day. It’s good! That guy is cute… – Erin

It’s springtime. Time for the shirts to come off. – Erin

I had a dream I was Elton John’s daughter and I was on tour with him… – Erin